kanye's blog is to be described as:

KanYe's blog is always a good place to find old school hip hop music videos, photos from European fashion shows, and press releases for expensive toys targeted at the world's bored billionaires. This seems odd, however, when you realize that the people who read the blog are KanYe's fans, very few of whom, presumably, are European fashion moguls or billionaires. As a matter of fact, many of the blog's commenters are just hoping to catch the Louis Vuitton Don's eye and have their careers as aspiring rappers/artists/writers/etc. jump started. The class divide between the blog's readers and its content, coupled with the readers' drive to impress KanYe through their tiny posts which he almost surely won't read, consistently begets a butt-ton of unintentional humor.

There is one commenter in particular, 'tuesdainoelle,' who comments on seemingly every post KanYe makes and is seldom not among the first 5-10 to do so. In my opinion, no KanYe blog entry is complete until she weighs in on it, so I've copied her comments from the last bunch of posts below for your reading enjoyment. The first line is the post's title; underneath it is which number commenter she was (1st = first person to comment on the post after it was put up).


AWESOME!
(5th)

tuesdainoelle | March 13, 2008 The Phantom Coupe is to be described as: Classy, intelligent, and elegant interior and exterior. Very nice :) Although, I must say that the Cars: Concept and Regular cars featured on MY blog are soooo much SWEETER and much more awesome....*wink*


Carnegie Mellon University - Sneakerology 101 Class
(3rd)

tuesdainoelle | March 13, 2008 Pensylvania's Carnegie Mellon University introducing a class basically if I'm saying this right...on how to make...sneakers? Different and silly intelligent. The name of the class: Sneakerology 101 lol. There's only one quote for these students:
"No dream is too high for those with their eyes in the sky."- Buzz Aldrin


Freeze Frame Performance Art in Grand Central Station, NYC
(3rd)

tuesdainoelle | March 13, 2008 In my favorite quote: "Creativity is pure Orginality" the WHOLE performance was brillance...I love how they all just frooze in positions unimaginalbe...and for 5 minutes WOW! Great post :)


Freedom Ship
(3rd)

tuesdainoelle | March 13, 2008 The Freedon Ship has interesting and amazing character to it. Very advanced and creatively designed. The most "AW" part is: 3,000 commercial units in a similar price range, there will also be 2,400 time-share units, 10,000 hotel units, and a world-class casino. It will be interesting to see how THIS project does, when it arrives :)


Y-3 2008 Spring Footwear Collection
(1st)

tuesdainoelle | March 13, 2008
(Talking in an MJ voice) Those are nice...especially the gold olds, not sure if I can hear the others...how much are they?
These kicks featured from Hypebeast are: classic, different, weird and kind of original. I like the 3rd and 4th photos...they have everyday looks :)


New Vid With The Kid!!!!
(9th)

tuesdainoelle | March 12, 2008 First and foremost I want to say that I love Kid Sisters personality it's: Pure humor, bold (far as not caring what people will say),silly and has a lot of CRAZZE FUN character. Ok and moving along...can someone please say; "5 hour lunch". I was more glad to see the video freezing then NSync singing "Hit me on ma beeper, beeper beeper, the class act dancing on the step stage like we at Auntie BeBe house for a barbacue, those crazy goofy colors flashing, and that hall wall that Kid Sister walled through it looked as though it was an espoide from "LOST". Bottom line: Love Kid Sis; wack video


Now, I know that people like tuesdainoelle are probably perfectly nice and well-meaning and I don't mean to deride their earnest, if somewhat misguided, attempts at ascending to the intellectual level of their idols. I just find her posts enjoyable and I hope you do too.

UPDATE: She hasn't commented on a single post since I made this post. There's no way she saw this, right? Unless she's googling her screen name every day? Right?

UPDATE II: She's back! And good as new: "@Kanye: The ONE and ONLY Freshness! Graduation Experience Pt2 is: 2 Sweet, Mad crazy, OUT of the BOX (far as the song being edited to go along with cartoon, which is OUT COLD) and it was intense. Derrick Lee did a very nice job :) Good post :)"

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